Daddy to a little elephant. Big, butch, trans, non-binary. Blog is non-sexual but part of the DD/lg community so NSFW. Minors pls stay away. RL age 30.
Cats are extraordinarily strong climbers. But it’s not all about the claws. Cats actually have naturally strong paws and limbs. Zoologists have done tests where cats with trimmed claws could actually climb faster than an average human male up vertical surfaces ranging from tree bark to tempered glass. Just another reason to love your cat!
Hey what are ya’ll’s rules? If ur a caregiver, what rules does ur little have?
Mine are very basic: no swearing, no candy without permission, three meals per day, brushing teeth twice per day, go to bed before one in the morning, do my homework before deadline and always tell him where I’m going if I go out (ldr).
okay, in no particular order:
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No swearing unless I’m hurt or I’m quoting something.
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I must ask to be excused if I want to leave the room, unless she’s already directed me to go do something.
🌸 I have to tell her if I’m having a bad day/if I’m sad/if I’m in a bad mood/if I’m overwhelmed and need some quiet time.
🌸 Follow instructions without arguing. I can, however, ask questions/discuss/etc. but must be polite.
🌸 Call her ‘daddy’ or ‘ma’am’ whenever appropriate.
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I must complete my daily chores unless I ask permission to do otherwise.
I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude.
and before any of you joyless meat golems try to shoot down my good snow vibes, how about you do us both a favor and just Don’t. my heart has grown cold and calloused in my old age. let me have this one thing.
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